The title of this blog, farting in a relationship -when is it ok? may be a bit misleading because I’m going to share that in my humble opinion the answer to that question is NEVER!
At what point does it become OK to pass gas in front of someone you are having sex with? Again, NEVER! I know there are people who say they fart in front of their partner all the time, but I’d like to know what their sex life is like? The thought of someone I’m involved with sexually, passing gas in front of me (hang on while I gag) is repulsive and a complete turn off to say the least.
Don’t get me wrong, yes gas is natural, yes it can happen on accident, or you can overhear your partner when they are in the bathroom, sometimes there is no escaping it. But lately I’ve come across men who think its OK to just let one rip and find humor in it too! This blog inspired by a man who casually mentioned we had seen each other long enough that it was OK for him to start farting in front of me now. Wait what?? Ummm no, I don’t care if you are seeing me until I’m 90, at NO point is it OK for you to start farting in front of me, unless you want to stop having access to my vagina immediately.
I started asking around about this to see if other people felt the same. And I wasn’t surprised to hear that most did fart in front of their partner, but when I asked their partner, most said they found it to be a total turn off! So if this is turning off our partners, why do so many people do it?!? Maybe its just that they become so comfortable that they think its ok, but could there be a correlation to becoming comfortable and the decline of sex in a relationship? I haven’t done any thorough research on the topic but I’m going to put it out there for anyone considering letting one go in front of their partner, think twice before you order that bean burrito. That gas could be the last of you tappin’ that ass. What do you think? Feel free to comment I’d love to hear your opinion!