Zip It

A couple of friends invited me to a sex party.  The kind where you have to know someone… Read More

Prostate Massage

I do not have a prostate. Pro: no prostate cancer risk. Con: no prostate pleasure. I had never… Read More

Spit Can Be Sexy

Barry and I had a chance to reconnect recently sans period (see vampire sex) and it was awesome. … Read More

Condom Etiquette

“Wrap it before you tap it.” “Don’t be silly, protect your willie.” “Don’t be a fool, cover your… Read More